Prayers

[elboberino]

FEMALE PRAYER

Before I lay me down to sleep,

I pray for a man, who's not a creep.

One who's handsome, smart and strong.

One who loves to listen long.

One who thinks before he speaks.

When he says he'll call, he won't wait weeks.

I pray that he is gainfully employed.

When I spend his cash, he won't be annoyed.

Pulls out my chair and opens my door.

Massages my back and begs to do more.

Oh send me a man who'll make love to my mind,

Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"

I pray that this man will love me to no end,

And never attempt to hit on my friend.

Amen.

 

MALE PRAYER

I pray for a deaf-mute

nymphomaniac with huge boobs who

owns a liquor store and a boat.

[99silveradoz71]

Had seen it before, but

[GM GIMP]

There is no safe reply for "How big is my behind?"