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Dear Beloved,

 

It is a privileged to hear from God and it gives me

joy to relate my testimony to you haven received

instruction from God through divine revelation.

 

And I have the pleasure to share my testimony with

you, having seen your contact from the Internet. I am

David Evans, the legal adviser to late Mr. John Duke

couple that lived in my Country Nigeria for 32 years

before they both died in the plane crash late last

year. These couples were good Christians, they so

dedicated to God but they had no child till they died. throughout their stay in my country, they acquired a lot of properties like lands, house properties, etc.

 

As their legal adviser, before their death, the

husband Mr. John Duke instructed me to write his WILL.

Because they had no child, they dedicated their wealth

to God. According to the WILL, the properties have to

be sold and the money be given out to a ministry for

the work of God. As their legal adviser, all the

documents for the properties were in my care. He gave

me the authority to sell the properties and give out

the fund to the Ministries for the work of God.

 

In short, after their death, I sold all the properties

as instructed and I was able to realized $15.5million US dollars). Instead of giving the fund out for the work of God as instructed by the owner before his death, I converted the fund to myself with the intention of investing the fund abroad for my personal use. I was afraid of putting the fund in the Bank, because I have to give account to the bank on how I got the money. I then packaged the fund in a trunk boxes and deposited the trunk boxes with a Finance & security company in

Europe.

I registered the content of the trunk boxes as Gold

Bars. Now, the security company believes that what I

deposited with them was Gold Bars.

 

I had encounter with Christ when Pastor Paul was

preaching the word of God on television. After hearing

the word of God, I gave my life to Christ and became a

born again Christian. As a born again Christian, I

started reading my bible and one day, the Lord opened

my eyes and I discovered that the only way I could

have peace in my life is to do what is lawful and

right by giving out the fund as instructed for the

work of God by the owner before his death.

 

I have asked God for forgiveness and I know that God

have forgiven me. But I have to do what is lawful and

right in the sight of God by giving out the fund to

the chosen ministry for the purpose of God's work as

instructed by the owner before his death.

 

After my fasting and prayers, I asked God to make his

choice and direct me to a honest Christian or the

chosen ministry that deserves this fund by his Grace.

I then came across your address on the Internet as I

was browsing through a Christian site, so this is how

I got your contact information, and I then decided to

contact you for the fund to be used wisely for things

that will glorify the name of God.

 

I have notified the Security Company where I deposited

the trunk boxes that contained the fund, that somebody

 

some one is coming to claim the trunk boxes on my

behalf of which they accepted.

 

So if you know that you will use this fund honestly

for things that will glorify God's name, then do

urgently contact me back first through this my

private email address only

[email protected]

 

and the details will be given to you on how you will

be able to receive the fund in your country through

the security company.

 

PLEASE REPLY ME IN MY PRIVATE AND SECURED E-MAIL BOX [email protected]

 

 

You should also forward to me your telephone and fax

number for easy communication and to fax you the

documents concerning the trunk boxes.

 

Your prompt response will be highly appreciated.

 

Yours in Christ.

 

Barrister DAVID EVANS.

[email protected]

This guy emailed the wrong person, I'm an atheist. :cool:

 

Even if I was a Christian, that has got to be the worst story any scammer has ever sent me.

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