Parking Lot Scam

[sc4808]

Notice!!

 

I was the victim of the latest scam now occurring in shopping mall parking lots.

 

Two good-looking young women come to your car as you are parking. One begins wiping your windshield with a rag and the other comes to your window and bends over so far that her breasts just about fall out of her blouse.

 

While you're distracted, the other one climbs in the back seat and then they both start begging you for a ride home.

 

Be very wary, because as soon as you start driving, one of them will take off her shirt and rub her breasts on you while the other climbs over the seat and unzips your pants.

 

This is when they steal your wallet.

 

I was robbed last Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday;

 

I couldn't find them on Saturday or Sunday.

 

You've been warned,

[pwall]

 

[99silveradoz71]

Oh dear

[ricko2]

They tried it on my wife. all I could do is watch!

[2kwolfgang]

I think I need to shop at the same mall as you from now on.

[phire]

Oh man no kidding, what mall is this?

[MustGoFaster]

whres' the mall?

 

I can get lots of wallets

[Clavin78]

*searching mall parking lot*

[1990ss454]

Iam going shopping!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Clavin78]

They tried it on my wife. all I could do is watch!

 

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[Pureiron]

hehe

[buckshot]

I am on my way to the mall now.

[04silverado1500]

hahahaha thats great! haha

[Silverado2003]

They got you to.

[brnr17]

are they by chance blonde? cause then you could just get a wallet with a chain and they'd be there all day!