Purina diet

[Black02Silverado]

I used to have a Labrador retriever & was buying a large bag of

Purina at Wal-Mart. While waiting in the check-out line, a woman behind me asked if I

had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet

again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the

hospital last time. But, I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive

care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both

arms.

 

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way

that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat

one or two every time you feel hungry, as the food is nutritionally

complete.

 

So, I was going to try it again.

 

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by

Now enthralled with my story, especially a tall heavy man behind her.

 

Horrified, she asked if I'd been poisoned. I told her no, I'd been

sitting in the middle of the street licking my balls and a car hit me.

 

The tall guy nearly had to stagger out of the store, oxygen-depleted

from laughter. I paid for the food and left a lot of smiles behind me.

[PaulieK]

Now THAT is some funny shiet right there!

[pwall]

That was a good chuckle on a Friday morning! ;)

[hoorders]

Holy crap thats hilarious man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

How did you keep a straight face while explaining the story???

 

[Black02Silverado]

Duhhhh, sorry, I can't take credit for this one. Didn't mean to make it sound like I did it. It was in my usual e-mail joke traffic.

[jmassi]

That is freakin hilarious!!

[Clavin78]

I have to try that some time. Thats great!

[General Lee 01]

Taking "Here's your sign" to a whole new level.