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This offtopic forum doesnt seem to off topic. lots of truck and tech talk. but i will go offtopic.

 

Women. You cant live with em, but you sure as hell cant live without them. they will deceive you and lie to you, and make things horrible until you find 'the one.' but until them, they are straight up terrible to us guys. and it makes me sad

 

married people, hold your tongues

Schmids5.3l Senior Enthusiast

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Very very very true. just gotta find the right one and hope shes everything youve hoped for. Very rare. :crackup:

 

I usually just drink beer and mess with the truck (bad combo, usually not combined) Just gotta wait until you stumble across the right one. Right now Im pretty sure Ive stumbled across the right one, I mean shes perfect, but only time will tell

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Very very very true. just gotta find the right one and hope shes everything youve hoped for. Very rare.  :crackup:

 

I usually just drink beer and mess with the truck (bad combo, usually not combined) Just gotta wait until you stumble across the right one. Right now Im pretty sure Ive stumbled across the right one, I mean shes perfect, but only time will tell

 

 

 

hey man thats good, assuming it works out, good luck

 

ill tell ya'll a quick story of what happened (and before you get into it, yes i am in highschool, so yes it is just highschool drama, so pretend you're back in school)

*d**n teacher gettting mad ill update in a sec*

Wingnut Senior Enthusiast

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Very very very true. just gotta find the right one and hope shes everything youve hoped for. Very rare.  :cheers:

 

I usually just drink beer and mess with the truck (bad combo, usually not combined) Just gotta wait until you stumble across the right one. Right now Im pretty sure Ive stumbled across the right one, I mean shes perfect, but only time will tell

 

 

 

hey man thats good, assuming it works out, good luck

 

ill tell ya'll a quick story of what happened (and before you get into it, yes i am in highschool, so yes it is just highschool drama, so pretend you're back in school)

*d**n teacher gettting mad ill update in a sec*

 

 

 

 

 

High school student have computers in classrooms with internet access?

 

*checks IP*

 

Well I'll be damned.

 

I'd have gotten a lot of F's if I had that. :crackup:

ZZebes Senior Enthusiast

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Well Wingnut i did get alot of F's In school because of a combination of this website and wireless internet. Oh and sleep.

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Well Wingnut i did get alot of F's In school because of a combination of this website and wireless internet. Oh and sleep.

 

 

 

 

Try getting pulled into a time sucker like Fark or /.

 

I can read through every single post made in 24 hours on this site in less than an hour if I don't post much...THOSE sites will have you wondering where the last three days went.

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*Never had personal experience but heres his thoughts*

 

I am more like a fly on the wall when it comes to women. Never been involved but have watched and them and come to find 99.99% are b----s and that is all they will ever be. They will only hurt you. I do not know if I will be lucky enough to find that .01% that will actual like me (comes out to be around .00001%, LOL) But if you have found that girl (the one that doesn't cheat and likes you for you), I must say you are lucky.

And another thing, why do women say they always want *good* guys but only go out with bad guys and are only attracted to bad guys?

Wingnut Senior Enthusiast

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...why do women say they always want *good* guys but only go out with bad guys and are only attracted to bad guys?

 

 

 

 

 

That's why you act cocky and dismissive when you meet them. They'll be attracted to the bad boy...Then treat them right on your first date.

 

Only problem is...They're a real bear to get rid of after that. :crackup:

gave20 Senior Enthusiast

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Here's some advice on how to deal with women.

 

* 1. When she asks how she looks shrug and say "could be better" this will keep her on her toes and girls love that.

 

2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. (Or if she grabs your hand squeeze hers really really hard until she cries. This will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are.)

 

3. Once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. Girls are like dogs. They love to be roughed up.

 

4. Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. If she is, say you better be. Repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. This will show her you care.

 

5. When she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. This will pave the way for her own personal improvement and every girl needs some improvement.

 

6. Recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most. Then when she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them, because jewelry is for wussies and Asian ladies.

 

7. If you're talking to another girl, make sure shes looking. When she is, stare into her eyes mouth the words "f**k you" and grab the other girls asz. Girls love competition.

 

8. Introduce her to your friends as "some chick". Women love those special nicknames.

 

9. Warm her up when shes cold...and not by giving her your jacket... Then you might get cold. Rather, look her in the eye and say "if you don't stop b!tching about the cold right now you're going to be b!tching about a black eye." The best way to get warm is with fear.

 

10. Take her to a party. When you get there shell have to go to the bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the party's dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you at the party.

 

11. Make her laugh. A good way to do this is if she has a small pet. Kick the pet. I always find stuff like that funny. Why shouldn't girls?

 

12. If you care about her never ever tell her. This will only give her self confidence. Then you can never turn her into the object she deep down desires to be.

 

13. Every time you're in her house steal one of the following: shoes, earrings, or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the pair. This way shell go crazy.

 

14. Give her one of your t-shirts......and make sure it has your smell on it. but not a sexy cologne smell. A bad smell. You know what I'm talking about.

 

15. Titty twisters and plenty of them.

 

16. If you're listening to music, and she asks to hear it, tell her no. This way she'll think you're mysterious.

 

17. Remember her birthday but don't get her something. Teach her material objects aren't important. The only thing thats important is that she keeps you happy. And your happiness is the greatest present she can ever get.

 

18. When she gives you a present on your birthday, Christmas, or just when ever, take it and tell her you love it. Then next time you know she's coming over on a trash day leave the trash can open and have the present visibly sticking out of the can. Girls actually don't like this one that much but I think it's funny.

 

19. If shes mad at you for not calling her when you say you will promise her that you will call her at a certain time of the day. This will make sure that she waits by the phone. Tell her when you call you're going to tell her a special surprise. Now shell be really excited. Now don't call.

 

20. Next time you are having sex, make sure you get off before she does, then get off her and leave. Girls love that.

 

 

* Courtesy of The Diesel Place

Schmids5.3l Senior Enthusiast

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"why do women say they always want *good* guys but only go out with bad guys and are only attracted to bad guys?"

 

You gotta give the Im a badass first impression, then show your not all about being a badass, but your still a badass.

 

"brother, I'll take b*obies over beer any day."

 

Hahahahah lately its been both

 

 

Well what gets me about the whole high school stuff is this..

This is an example. Dating the average girl or what not. They always want to wait awhile before "fun time" starts, so they aren't seen as a "skank". Well after highschool their still in the same mindset of waiting forever to do anything, so they dont look like a "skank" It isnt highschool, everyone wont know the next d**n day. Oh well, I can play the waiting game, cause after the first time, its aaalllllll gravy...everyday... :cheers::crackup:

 

You gotta find one thats been cheated on previously, and it hurt them big time, so you know they wont cheat on you, cause they know how it feels. If they do their a hypocrite and you have every right to drain their oil overnight and dispose of it somewere.

 

I got lucky myself. Mines a complete country girl whose in mad love with my truck, and doesnt even like Chevy's. (I could care less, aslong as shes not into the foreign trucks.) Makes fun of rice burners too. I can keep my smokeless tobacco habit, I can drink beer freely (A MUST) I can take her to truck pulls ect. Only bad thing is I dated her sister a few years ago back when I was a senior, so it makes things weird when shes around, which isnt often.

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