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A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. "Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"

 

The wife stared at him. "What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don't know

how to fry a couple of eggs?"

 

The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving."

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Schmids5.3l Senior Enthusiast

Schmids5.3l

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Thats my G/F. (Brake lights 50 yards up the road)...she says "watch out, brakes."

 

"Oh...thats what them 2 red things are that get bright when the car slows down!"

 

Drives me nuts. I think I'd rather drive with mom.

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dietz4ibanez Senior Enthusiast

dietz4ibanez

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I guess that I am lucky! My wife doesnt tell me how to drive! She freaks out sometimes though when I am funning over things that I shouldnt. Like curbs to get out of a parking lot faster. She thinks that I dont see these things for some reason! You would think that I was instantly blind all of a sudden!

carneyman Senior Enthusiast

carneyman

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She also stomps on her imaginary brake pedal.

 

:thumbs: I completely understand.

 

 

My girlfriend does that and also pulls the imaginary parking break (the kind that are in cars in the center)...someday she will learn that it in fact does not make me stop any faster.

Schmids5.3l Senior Enthusiast

Schmids5.3l

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My girlfriend does that and also pulls the imaginary parking break (the kind that are in cars in the center)...someday she will learn that it in fact does not make me stop any faster.

 

:thumbs::thumbs::thumbs:

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thecraft Senior Enthusiast

thecraft

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That's my mom. "You're too close" "Slow down" "Red light" "Brake lights!" She also stomps on her imaginary brake pedal.
Same here!
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planedr

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Anybody check this guy aboves ID at the door? I think he's a spy

 

 

 

 

 

 

2007 Ford

F-250

Name: Todd

:banghead::banghead:

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