Best Blonde Joke Ever!

[Bigmike875]

> Blind Man Enters Girls Biker Bar

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> A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake. He finds

his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.

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> After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

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> The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair -- given that you are blind -- that you should know five things:

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> 1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

> 2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.

> 3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

> 4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.

> 5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

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> Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

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> The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,

"No...

> Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

[mcaje]

Pretty Funny.

 

I may have to borrow that one.

[s-ten]

I like that.

[dietz4ibanez]

thats funny

[Silverado_zach]

Thats pretty funny

[budman-mo]

Nice

[99silverado1500]

Thats another great one.

[Green_Monster]

I think I just soiled myself.

[Silv.4X4]

Hahahahah..Im stealin it.

[fourwheelinfool]

HAHA

[Costas1966]

Good one. Did the ambulance show up quickly?