Why Men Don't Write Advice Columns !

[C & A s Dad]

If this has been around I apologize, but the minute I read it, I thought of all of us here on the forum.

 

Dear Walter:

 

I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work leaving my

husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a

mile down the road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a

halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I couldn't

believe my eyes. He was in the bedroom with a neighbor lady making mad

passionate love to her.

 

I am 32, my husband is 34 and we have been married for twelve years.

When I confronted him, he tried to make out that he went into the back

yard and heard a lady scream, had come to her rescue but found her

unconscious. He'd carried the woman back to our house, laid her in bed,

and began CPR. When she awoke she immediately began thanking him and kissing

him and he was attempting to break free when I came back. But when I asked

him why neither of them had any clothes on, he broke down and admitted that

he'd been having an affair for the past six months.

I told him to stop or I would leave him. He was let go from his job six

months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed

and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum

he has become increasingly distant. I don't feel I can get through to him

anymore.

 

Can you please help?

 

 

Sincerely,

Mrs.. Sheila Usk

 

 

 

Dear Sheila:

 

A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a

variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no

debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the jubilee clips holding the

vacuum pipes onto the inlet manifold. If none of these approaches solves the

problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low

delivery pressure to the carburetor float chamber.

 

I hope this helps.

 

 

Walter

[Draenor]

[Wingnut]

That's a load of crap.

 

It's much easier to check for spark before going after fuel issues.

[Zembonez]

This would be easier to solve if we knew what kind of car.

[Darkanion]

She probably ran it out of gas.. or ran over something, while putting on her make-up..!

[C & A s Dad]

You guys are good and also either not married or very confident that your wife never visits this forum.

[Wingnut]

You guys are good and also either not married or very confident that your wife never visits this forum.

 

Who cares what she thinks? I haven't worked in 6 months and I'm sleeping with the neighbor...She's going to leave me anyway.

[crpowens]

You guys are good and also either not married or very confident that your wife never visits this forum.

 

I am married, in fact she once showed me that joke and thought it was funny.

 

I will be the first to tell my wife to her face that she is a horrible driver. In fact the other day I met her for lunch, as we were leaving she left the parking lot before me and I watched as she almost hit a BUS, a f***ing BUS!

 

It's one thing if you almost hit a pedestrian maybe a person on a bike/motorcycle, with blind spots and all, but a BUS.

 

This is why she has her car and I have my truck, yet another reason I bought a manual and not an automatic, she can't drive manuals.

[Zembonez]

You guys are good and also either not married or very confident that your wife never visits this forum.

My wife love this stuff. She has an excellent sense of humor. If she didn't she would not be married to me!