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Black02Silverado Senior Enthusiast

Black02Silverado

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One year, a husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery

plot as a Christmas gift.

 

The next year, he didn't buy her a gift.

 

When she asked him why, he replied, "Well, you still haven't used

the gift I bought you last year!"

 

And that's how the fight started.....

DofD Senior Enthusiast

DofD

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My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.

 

My wife asked, "Do you know her?"

 

"Yes," I sighed, "She was my senior year girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since."

 

"My God!" says my wife. "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"

 

And that's when the fight started....

Z71kris Senior Enthusiast

Z71kris

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My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.

 

My wife asked, "Do you know her?"

 

"Yes," I sighed, "She was my senior year girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since."

 

"My God!" says my wife. "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"

 

And that's when the fight started....

:lol::thumbs::lol:

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