More Zen To Live By.

[dlstewart01]

> 1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk

> ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me

> either. Just pretty much leave me alone.

>

> 2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan

> belt and leaky tire.

>

> 3. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're

> going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the

> time to do it.

>

> 4. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be

> replaced, you can't be promoted.

>

> 5. Always remember that you're unique. Just like

> everyone else.

>

> 6. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

>

> 7. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try

> missing a couple of car payments.

>

> 8. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in

> their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a

> mile away and you have their shoes.

>

> 9. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is probably

> not for you.

>

> 10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him

> how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all

> day.

>

> 11. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person

> again, it was probably a wise investment.

>

> 12. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember

> anything. This becomes more important as you get older…

>

> 13. Some days you're the dog; some days you're the

> hydrant.

>

> 14. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

>

> 15. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither

> one works.

>

> 16. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when

> your lips are moving.

>

> 17. Experience is something you don't get until just

> after you need it.

>

> 18. Never miss a good chance to shut up.

>

> 19. By the time your kids are fit to live with, they’re living with somebody else.

 

And last, but not least:

 

20. It’s probably not wise to take a sleeping pill and a

laxative on the same night.

 

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An empty gun is a poorly balanced club.--unknown

 

"Government does not solve problems, it subsidizes them."--Ronald Reagan

 

Enjoy the day.

[pennzoil29]

I like #1.

[superjim]

I like most of them.

 

Especially #1.

[grampadirt]

12. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember

anything. This becomes more important as you get older…

 

 

Yep

[MarkD]

11. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person

again, it was probably a wise investment.

 

My Grandfather told me that 35 years ago. Great lesson.