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MATH REVIEW

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ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

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Smart man + smart woman = romance

Smart man + dumb woman = affair

Dumb man + smart woman = marriage

Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

 

HAPPINESS

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To be happy with a man, you must understand

him a lot and love

him a

little.

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a

lot and not try

to

understand her at all.

 

MEMORY

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Any married man should forget his mistakes,

there's no use in

two

people

remembering the same thing.

 

 

PROPENSITY

FOR CHANGE

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A woman marries a man expecting he will

change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't

change, and she

does.

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COMPREHENSION

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There are 2 times when a man doesn't

understand a woman -

before marriage and after marriage.

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