Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women

[flyboyron]

 

#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

 

#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

 

#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

 

#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

 

#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

 

#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

 

#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

 

#3. A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

 

#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

 

And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....

 

#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN.

[KMGZ400]

hahaha thats good stuff

[gregrocks89]

ahah thats funny

[amtz.zero]

[Combat_Vet]

+1, I concur...

[SeirraRR]

[Jennabear]

I prefer guns over men:

 

You don't have to stroke their egos to get the results you want.

When you put them away, they stay put and don't wander.

When their parts wear out, they can easily be replaced.

You can adjust their sights if they start to drift off target.

You can clean them up whenever you want to.

You choose whether they shoot blanks or live rounds.

They don't get soft just when you're starting to enjoy the action

After they have fired all their rounds, they can be reloaded and ready again immediately.

If you get tired of one, you can always sell it and get something bigger and more powerful.

[Davidsingletary]

flyboyron: +1

 

jennabear: OUCH!