Fishing Trip

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Fishing Trip

 

Four married guys went fishing.

After an hour, the following conversation took place:

 

First guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend!!"

 

Second guy: "That's nothing. I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool!!"

 

Third guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife I will remodel the kitchen for her!!"

 

They continue to fish, and then the three realize the fourth guy has not said a word.

 

They ask, "You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What's the deal?"

 

Fourth guy: "I set my alarm for 5:30 am.

When it went off, I gave the wife a nudge and said, "Fishing or sex," and she said, "Wear a sweater."