Rednecks

[silverado man]

>>>   Did you hear about the South Carolina redneck

>>>   who passed away and left his entire estate in trust for

>>>   his beloved widow?

>>>   She can't touch it till she's fourteen.

>>>   ------------------------------------------------------

>>>    Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911.

>>>    The 911operator told Bubba that she would send

>>>    someone out right away.

>>>   "Where do you live?" asked the operator.

>>>    Bubba replied, "At the end of Eucalyptus Drive."

>>>    The operator asked, "Can you spell that for me?"

>>>    There was a long pause and finally Bubba said, "How 'bout

>>>    if I drag her over to Oak Street and you pick her up there?"

>>>   ------------------------------------------------------

>>>    How do you know when you're staying in a Kentucky hotel?

>>>    When you call the front desk and say "I've gotta leak in my

>>>    sink" and the person at the front desk says "go ahead."

>>>   ------------------------------------------------------

>>>    How can you tell if a Texas redneck is married?

>>>    There is dried chewing tobacco on both sides

>>>    of his pickup truck.

>>>   ------------------------------------------------------

>>>    Did you hear that they have raised the

>>>    minimum drinking age in Tennessee to 32?

>>>

>>>    It seems they want to keep alcohol out

>>>    of the high schools!

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>>>    What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in Mississippi?

>>>    A documentary.

>>>   ------------------------------------------------------

>>>    How many rednecks does it take eat a 'possum?

>>>    Two. One to eat, and one to watch out for traffic.

>>>   ------------------------------------------------------

>>>    Why did God invent armadillos?

>>>    So that Texas rednecks can have possum on the

>>>    halfshell.

>>>   ------------------------------------------------------

>>>    Where was the toothbrush invented?

>>>    Oklahoma. If it was invented anywhere else it

>>>    would have been called a teethbrush.

>>>   ------------------------------------------------------

>>>    Arkansas State trooper pulls over a pickup truck on

>>>    I-40. He says to the driver, "Got any ID?"

>>>   The driver says, "'Bout what?"

>>>   ------------------------------------------------------

>>>    Did you hear about the $3,000,000 Tennessee State Lottery?

>>>    The winner gets $3 a year for a million years.

>>>   ------------------------------------------------------

>>>    Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Little Rock,

>>>   Arkansas burned down? Yep. Perty' near took out the whole trailer

>>>   park.

>>>   ------------------------------------------------------

>>>    A new law recently passed in West Virginia:

>>>   When a couple gets divorced, they're still

>>>    brother and sister.

>>>   ------------------------------------------------------

>>>

>>>   What's the best thing to ever come out of Arkansas?

>>>    I-40.

>>>   ------------------------------------------------------

>>>   Two Mississippians are walking down different

>>>   ends of a street toward each other, and one is carrying

>>>   a sack.

>>>    When they meet, one says, "Hey Tommy Ray,

>>>    what'cha got in th' bag?"

>>>   "Jus' some chickens."

>>>    If I guesses how many they are, can I have one?"

>>>   "Shoot, ya guesses right and I'll give you both of them."

>>>   "OK. Ummmmm . . . five?"

>>>   ------------------------------------------------------

>>>    What do a divorce in Alabama, a tornado in Kansas, and a

>>>    hurricane in Florida have in common?

>>>   Somebody's fixin' to lose them a trailer.

>>>   ------------------------------------------------------

>>>   A Mississippian came home and found his house

>>>    on fire. He rushed next door, telephoned the fire

>>>    department and shouted, "Hurry over here, my house is on

>>>    fire!

>>>   "OK," replied the fireman, "how do we get there?"

>>>   "Shucks, don't you still have those big red trucks?"

>>>   ------------------------------------------------------

>>>    Why do folks in Kentucky go to the movie

>>>    theater in groups of 18 or more?

>>>    Cuz 17 and under not admitted.

[BDBWTE]

Hey I'm from kentucky....I represent that statement....or is it resent that statement??? ahh ohh well

[Kania2k1]

Are they laughing at us or with us????