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As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches

up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck,

and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the

window, and she says "Hi, my name is Heather and you

are losing some of your load." The trucker ignores

her and proceeds down the street.

 

When the truck stops for another red light, the girl

catches up again. She jumps out of her car, runs up

and knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the

window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde says

brightly, "Hi my name is Heather, and you are losing

some of your load!" Shaking his head, the trucker

ignores her again and continues down the street.

 

At the third red light, the same thing happens again.

All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car,

runs up, knocks on the truck door. The trucker lowers

the window. Again she says "Hi, my name is Heather,

and you are losing some of your load!"

 

When the light turns green the trucker revs up and

races to the next light. When he stops this time, he

hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back to the

blonde. He knocks on her window, and as she lowers

it, he says...

 

"Hi, my name is Kevin, it's winter in Canada and

I'm driving the SALT TRUCK!"

  • 3 weeks later...

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