share your drunken adventures!!

[z71MudDog]

i was camping with my brother and out buddy.we got pretty well plastard so we decided to go off road hunting in his LIFTED truck.we were messin around i had a rifle he had a 12 gauge i was shootin off random shots an my shhells fell down his shirt an burned the hell out of him.so we headed back to camp it was getting dark.our good friend backed the truck up to park an he smashed on the brakes an my bro fell out with the 12 gauge an hit his head on a stump i think buuut lukilly he fired off the last shot before parking...that was that

 

anoother camping trip i was with both my brothers an a few other people.again we were drinking an riding ATV's my brother an i rode up a deep rut trail he had a 3 wheeler an i had one of those huge quads with a winch 4x4 an everything so there was still snow on the groung an some mud we turned around i kicked it in 4x4 went up a hill at about 30mph myfront left tire hit a tree stump flipped it pinned me between it and a tree smashed my chest left me a scar an my ATV fell on the lower road literally almost falling on top of my brother..we also got shot at that day

 

 

 

those are just a COUPLE of my drunken adventures wanted to keep the thread somewhat short..share yours!!!

[doodeediddledodindee]

this one time i got drunk and asked a girl out but she said no so then i asked her friend out to make her jealous but she said no too so now i live alone

[z71MudDog]

thats bad

[Wolfmanjohn]

The best adventures began to happen when I stopped drinking.

[jdubub]

this one time i got drunk and asked a girl out but she said no so then i asked her friend out to make her jealous but she said no too so now i live alone

 

 

Good one!

 

I'm usually the responsible drunk (if there is such a thing) but have seen too much crazy stuff first hand to list.

[tanked_darren]

I got lots of awesome drunk camping stories, but I won't post about drinking on a dirt logging road anymore, I posted a story and just got lots of people saying how stupid I was and drinking and driving is dumb. Lots of people do it. But lots of people are righteous pricks as well.

[NitroCherokee]

Some of the best adventures I ever had started with "Hold my Beer and watch this shit"

 

 

I do not drink anymore for more than one reason

[MikeNH]

I got lots of awesome drunk camping stories, but I won't post about drinking on a dirt logging road anymore, I posted a story and just got lots of people saying how stupid I was and drinking and driving is dumb. Lots of people do it. But lots of people are righteous pricks as well.

 

Nope. Drinking and driving is just stupid. Nothing more. Doesn't matter if it is a logging road 100 miles from civilization or the road in front of the elementary school, driving drunk is stupid and only idiots do it.

 

 

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[z71MudDog]

well when you're drunk anything goes

[takevin]

Only if your stupid....

[blackout07]

well when you're drunk anything goes

 

 

Famous last words...

 

Only if your stupid....

 

 

Agreed...

[z71MudDog]

you ever meet a drunk who wasnt stupid?!

[SarahsGMC]

soooooo many stories i wouldnt know where to begin.. I guess the funniest was when we got drunk a couple weeks before christmas in 2009 and we wanted to take this decorated christmas tree in front of someones house.. well it was like 3am and we piled in a bravada and pussied out since they had a relatively nice house with an ADT sign out front so we went down the road too a field of pine trees all about 5-8 feet tall and the guys jumped out and i drove around the block so it wasnt suspicious (this is all in the country btw no cops houses all about a half mile apart) anyway they 2-wayed me to come back so i did and we jammed 4 trees and 4 guys plus me in and on top of this bravada. we got back to the house and put one in the house just threw it in the corner and the other three in a dog run outside and put a sign up that said beware of trees. we still talk about that retarded adventure to this day it was just too hilarious the whole situation.

[kstruckcountry]

A way too expensive and dangerous habit for someone my age to get involved in... I've known some really nice folks that have been killed by a drunk on the road. Get as plastered as you want, just keep your drunk ass off the road.

[weaselz]

Because no good story ever started with, " After I had a salad"..