JOTD: The Thoughtfull Wife....

[Bad Bowtie2]

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone.

He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease, combined with horrible stress. If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die."

"Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, and make sure he is in a good mood. For lunch, make him a nutritious meal. For dinner, prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don't burden him with chores, as he probably had a hard day. Don't discuss your problems with him, it will only make his stress worse. And most importantly, no matter what he asks you to do for him you should smile and say “of course, dear anything for you. Even an@l...”

"If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely."

On the way home, the husband asked his wife. "What did the doctor say?"

She replied "You're going to die."

[nht mike]

Boy! That's not my wife! And I'm glad!

[SarahsGMC]

Lmao

 

 

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[99silveradoz71]

Classic

[Wolfmanjohn]

That's about the way it would go down around here......

[8.1HD/ALLISON]

lol