JOTD: The Sensual Wife....

[Bad Bowtie2]

With a very seductive voice a woman asked her husband "Have you ever seen twenty dollars all crumpled up?"

"No", he replied.

She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top 3 or 4 buttons of her blouse and slowly reached down into the cleavage created by a soft silky push-up bra and pulled out a crumpled twenty dollar bill.

He took the crumpled twenty dollar bill from her and smiled approvingly.

She then asked him "Have you ever seen fifty dollars all crumpled up?"

"Uh...no I haven't" he said with an anxious tone in his voice.

She gave him another sexy little smile pulled up her skirt and seductively reached into her tight sheer panties and pulled out a crumpled fifty dollar bill.

He took the crumpled fifty dollar bill and started breathing a little quicker with anticipation.

"Now" she said "Have you ever seen $50,000 all crumpled up?"

"No way!!!" he said, while obviously becoming even more aroused and excited.

"Well, go look in the garage...." she said.

 

[Chris]

She would be dead

[LongrangeLauber]

Well, guess its time to make that insurance claim... Cause he's gonna need a good lawyer... Haha

[99silveradoz71]

Ouch

[j-ten-ner]

Am I missing something?

Did he get at the end what he was hoping for or not?

 

so long

j-ten-ner

[Chris]

Am I missing something?

Did he get at the end what he was hoping for or not?

 

so long

j-ten-ner

 

I think that was a mood killer

 

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[Bad Bowtie2]

Am I missing something?

Did he get at the end what he was hoping for or not?

 

so long

j-ten-ner

 

The $50k in the garage was his ride, his pride and joy.... She wrecked it.

[j-ten-ner]

Man Jon I know...lol...I was just joking because of my first marriage...

I wouldn't have cared about 50 K's if that means I'll get some "benefits" out of it.

 

lmao

so long

j-ten-ner