Friends car got broken into

chevy4x4trucks · May 15, 2003

Well, one of my friends calls me up around 11 a.m. yesterday and tells me that his car was broken into in front of his apartment in downtown milwaukee and his cd player was stolen. Not too uncommon for downtown...

BUT, they used a full jar of mayonaise to break the window so the interior was just covered in mayo. Who the f$ uses a jar of mayo to break into a car?

Here's some pics of it after the break-in:

It was a mess. We spent about 2-1/2 hours last night taking apart interior pieces to clean all the mayo from the crevices in the dash and center console. It's still got a nice mayo stench to the interior, but at least it's all cleaned now.

The theif took the 40 dollar cd player and the loose change from the ash tray. From the looks of it the CD player and ash tray must've been coated in mayo so they couldn't have been the smartest of thieves.

The one nice thing was they completely missed his 200 dollar cb that was under the driver's side seat and the antenna mounted in the trunk, so it wasn't all bad.

But, if you're going to break into someone car use a rock to smash the window, not a jar of mayo.

So everyone be on the lookout for the "Mayo Bandit"

:owned:

Shadowfax · May 15, 2003

NAAAAAAAAASSSSTTTTY

I would be pizzed because of the stolen goods, but I'd probably be more ticked cause I hate mayo with a passion

chevy4x4trucks · May 15, 2003

Yeah, the broken window and stolen cd player wasn't a big deal, but it was PITA to clean up all that mayo and the weather was warm enough yesterday that by the time we cleaned it out (about 4 hours later) it smelled nice and ripe in there.

General Lee 01 · May 15, 2003

They're dumbasses, that's all there is to it.

They must not have done it for the proffit aspect. Cause they wasted $1.50 on the jar of mayo, when they could've found a rock for free.

and mayo makes finger prints alot more visible.

pacodiablo · May 15, 2003

LMAO! What kind of dumbass theif uses mayo to get in a car!!! What a dumbs*%t! Sorry about your friend's car, but in a way it is funny (then again I didn't have to clean it up)!

The SPEEDY · May 15, 2003

That smell is the worst. My car was vandilized a few years ago. The kids put mustard, blue cheese dressing, and eggs all over my seat (which happen to be the only thing I like about my car) radio and in the console around the shifter. Even three years later you can still smell it on a hot summer day when you get in.

P.S. Oxyclean really does work.

chevy4x4trucks · May 15, 2003

LMAO! What kind of dumbass theif uses mayo to get in a car!!! What a dumbs*%t! Sorry about your friend's car, but in a way it is funny (then again I didn't have to clean it up)!

Yeah, he's got a sense of humor about it, here's something he put on his website:

http://www.shawnrchristian.com/pictures/container/seenme/

I thought the have you seen my window part was pretty funny.

JonesNTN · May 16, 2003

A Crackhead can be an innovative SOB. In Louisville my truck was broken into, and they used the porcelein anode off of a sparkplug to shatter the glass. The cop told me all they have to do is tap the glass and push it in.