Mars!? What about Uranus?

MoJo · August 15, 2003

We were at a friend's house and he's this big astronomy nut with his own little observatory in a back-yard shed. Anyway, someone talked him into opening it up and he points the thing @ Saturn.

This very nice 40-ish lady takes her turn at the telescope. She looks for about 30 seconds and says, "Is that Uranus?"

Before anyone else could speak, I said, very matter-of-factly, "No, that is Saturn, Uranus is green and has verticle rings (this IS true of the planet)!"

"Oh," she says, "thanks for straightening me out."

3 guys walked quickly away trying not to bust a gut! ROTF LMAO!

doverarjim · August 15, 2003

Uranus, you mean rectum? No it killed them both.

pacodiablo · August 15, 2003

LMAO!!!

cowboy02 · August 15, 2003

We were at a friend's house and he's this big astronomy nut with his own little observatory in a back-yard shed. Anyway, someone talked him into opening it up and he points the thing @ Saturn.
This very nice 40-ish lady takes her turn at the telescope. She looks for about 30 seconds and says, "Is that Uranus?"

Before anyone else could speak, I said, very matter-of-factly, "No, that is Saturn, Uranus is green and has verticle rings (this IS true of the planet)!"

"Oh," she says, "thanks for straightening me out."

3 guys walked quickly away trying not to bust a gut! ROTF LMAO!