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Are you a real cowboy?

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An old cowboy sat down at the bar and ordered a drink. As he sat

sipping his whiskey, a young woman sat down next to him.

 

She turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"

 

He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life on the ranch, riding

horses, mending fences, and branding cattle, so I guess I am."

 

She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As

soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women; when I shower I

think about women. When I watch TV I think about women. I even think

about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of women."

 

The two sat sipping in silence.

 

A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old

cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"

 

 

 

 

He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a

lesbian."

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