Rejection letter

[General Lee 01]

Dear Ms. Ezell:

 

Thank you for your letter of July 17. After careful

consideration I regret to inform you that I am

unable to accept your refusal to offer me

employment with your firm. This year I have been

particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually

large number of rejection letters. With such a

varied and promising field of corporate candidates

it is impossible for me to accept all refusals

for employment.

 

Despite your company's outstanding qualifications

and previous experience in rejecting applicants,

I find that your rejection does not meet with my

needs at this time. Therefore, I will initiate

employment with your firm immediately following

graduation. I look forward to seeing you then.

 

Best of luck in rejecting future candidates.

 

Sincerely,

Jonh Doe

[gave20]

 

My wife already has a job yet continues to get offers I wonder what would happen if....

[99silveradoz71]

You know, I'm sure there's someone somewhere that probably typed one of these up and impressed the hell out of the company so much that they gave him/her another call.

[roden001]

got a good laugh on that one.

[SnakeEyeSS]

that's awesome

[MS3DALE]

Cute