Talking Dog

[SS Crew]

A man walks into the bar with his dog and sits at the bar, the dog hops on the barstool.

 

The bartender says, "Hey, there's no animals allowed in here!"

 

"But my dog talks", says the man.

 

"Yeah right, I've seen that ventriliqist act before, you and your dog - outta here!"

 

"No really he does talk. Say something Rusty."

 

The dog says, "Give me a light beer in a clean glass".

 

The bartender says the man is throwing his voice. To persuade him that the dog can talk, he says he'll go to the bathroom and while he's gone ask Rusty again what he wants. The bartender agrees.

 

When the bartender sees the bathroom door close all the way he asks the dog again what wants to drink.

 

Rusty replies, "...like I said, give me a light beer in a clean glass."

 

"Hey, you can really talk!", the bartender excalims.

 

"Yeah, no kidding, where's my beer?" Rusty asks.

 

The bartender takes $10 out of the register and tells Rusty to go to Mel's bar across the street, order a beer, spit it out and tell Mel that the beer at Joe's bar tastes better. Rusty takes off with the $10 in his mouth.

 

The man comes back from the bathroom and asks where his dog is. The bartender tells him that he sent Rusty on an errend.

 

The man look upset and tells the bartender that Rusty's never been away from him before and runs out the door.

 

As the man runs out the door he sees Rusty on the sidewalk just going at it with a poodle and yells, "Rusty, what are you doing? I've never seen you like this before!"

 

Rusty replies, "Hey, I've never had ten dollars before!"

[99silveradoz71]

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