Bumper Sticker Of The Year

[SnakeEyeSS]

I saw this one on a Ford last week:

 

"Guns kill people like Spoons make Rosie O'Donnell Fat"

[mcaje]

MY OTHER VEHICLE IS A CARBON OFFSET

[kdirectorate]

 

and

 

[Green_Monster]

"I'm busy, you're ugly...have a nice day!"

 

"You keep honking....I'm reloading!"

 

"Guns don't kill people....I kill people!" -this was actually the t-shirt from the movie "Happy Gilmore"

[HyperBuzzin]

So, what was wrong with THIS thread for bumper stickers ??

[General Lee 01]

So, what was wrong with THIS thread for bumper stickers ??

 

 

 

Well it was alright to have 3 threads on what a whore Anna Nicole was, how she deserved to die, get over it ..... BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH......

 

 

So I don't wanna hear it.

[Wingnut]

So, what was wrong with THIS thread for bumper stickers ??

 

 

 

Well it was alright to have 3 threads on what a whore Anna Nicole was, how she deserved to die, get over it ..... BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH......

 

 

So I don't wanna hear it.

 

 

Or 4278 threads on torsion bars and 5935 on tires or....

 

[bigBP]

I saw this one on a Ford last week:

 

"Guns kill people like Spoons make Rosie O'Donnell Fat"

 

 

Now THAT is a good bumper sticker

[Black02Silverado]

So, what was wrong with THIS thread for bumper stickers ??

 

 

 

Well it was alright to have 3 threads on what a whore Anna Nicole was, how she deserved to die, get over it ..... BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH......

 

 

So I don't wanna hear it.

 

 

Or 4278 threads on torsion bars and 5935 on tires or....

 

 

 

You missed, 15,327 on oil.

[jeanG]

 

I like that one... I may use it in my GM Bumper Does anyone know where I can find any place that makes one like that?

[HyperBuzzin]

Jean, ya got a computer.... print out your own.

 

 

 

On HIS truck:

My wife's other car is a Broom

 

On police car bumper:

Smile, You're on RADAR

 

On a soccer moms minivan:

The kids drive me crazy,

I drive them everywhere.

 

What I need on my truck:

Am I the only person in the world

who knows how to drive?

[Guest chevydeerhunter]

"Cover me, I'm changing lanes."

[Schmids5.3l]

So, what was wrong with THIS thread for bumper stickers ??

 

 

 

Well it was alright to have 3 threads on what a whore Anna Nicole was, how she deserved to die, get over it ..... BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH......

 

 

So I don't wanna hear it.

 

 

Or 4278 threads on torsion bars and 5935 on tires or....

 

 

 

You missed, 15,327 on oil.

 

 

 

7,203 on intakes, 9,519 on exhaust, 20,912 "I want more power"

 

 

 

Here's a bumper sticker:

 

"I want to die sleeping like my grandpa, unlike the passengers in his car yelling and screaming"

 

[thecraft]

Stole these from the other thread:

 

"Could you drive better with that phone shoved up your ass?"

 

"Ass, Grass, or Gas. No one rides for free!"

 

"My juvenile delinquent son is boning your honor student!"