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[MadFish]

A man was going up to bed, when his wife told him he'd left the light on

  in the garden shed - she could see it from the bedroom window. But he

  said that he hadn't been in the shed that day. He looked himself, and

  there were people in the shed, stealing things.

 

  He rang the police, but they told him that no one was in his area, so

  no one was available to catch the thieves. He said OK, hung up, counted

  to 30 and rang the police again.

 

  "Hello. I just rang you a few seconds ago because there were people in

  my shed? Well, you don't have to worry about them now, I've just shot

  them all."

 

  Within three minutes there were half a dozen police cars in the area, an

  Armed Response unit, the works. Of course, they caught the burglars

  red-handed. One of the policemen said to the man:

 

  "I thought you said you'd shot them!"

  He replied "I thought you said there were no officers available!"

 

 

 

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[DigUout]

Is this a joke or a true story?   ???

[NewbieZ71]

It sounds strange enough to actually be true..