Tonto

[MadFish]

>The Lone Ranger and Tonto were sleeping in a tent in a vacant field.  The

>Lone Ranger woke up and saw a billion stars in the sky.  The Lone Ranger

>woke Tonto up and asked him, "Tonto, you're a genius right."  Tonto

replied.

>"Yes kemosabe, I am a genius."  To which the Lone Ranger responded, "Look

up

>and tell me what you see."  Tonto replied," I see a billion stars in the

>sky."  The Lone Ranger asked him, "What does that tell you?"  Tonto got a

>very serious look in his eye and said, " When I find the North star I know

>it is about 2:30 in the morning."  "When I find Neptune I know the sky is

>very clear."  "When I find Venus I know it is in Capricorn."  "When I see

>how vast the universe is , I realize how very small we are."  The Lone

>Ranger complimented him with, "Wow, Tonto you really are a genius."  "But

>what else does it tell you?"  Tonto responded, "I don't know kemosabe, What

>does it tell you?"  The Lone Ranger answered him with, " It tells me the

>dang tent is missing."