Corporate Lessons

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CORPORATE LESSONS......

 

   LESSON NUMBER ONE:

 A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw

the crow, and asked him, “Can I also sit like you and do nothing all

day?”  The crow answered: “ Sure, why not.” So, the rabbit sat on the

ground below the crow, and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared,

jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

 

   Moral to the story is:

To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high

up.

 

 

 

    LESSON NUMBER TWO:

A turkey was chatting with a bull. “I would love to be able to get to

the top of that tree, “sighed the turkey, “but I haven’t got the

energy.”  “Well, why don’t you nibble on some of my droppings?” replied

the bull. “They’re packed with nutrients.”  The turkey pecked at a lump

of dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the

first branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he

reached the second branch.  Finally, after a fortnight, there he was

proudly perched at the top of the tree. Soon he was promptly spotted by

a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.

 

   Moral of the story:

Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won’t keep you there.

 

   LESSON NUMBER THREE:

A little bird was flying south for the winter.  It was so cold; the bird

froze and fell to the ground in a large field.  While it was

lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it.  As the frozen

bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it

was.  The dung was actually thawing him out!  He lay there all warm and

happy, and soon began to sing for joy.  A passing cat heard the bird

singing and come to investigate.  Following the sound, the cat

discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out

and ate him!

   The Morals to the story are:

1) Not everyone who drops crap on you is your enemy.

2) Not everyone who gets you out of poop is your friend.

3) And when you’re in deep poop, keep your mouth shut.

 

   In summary:

An organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs

at different levels, some climbing up, some fooling around and some

simply just idling.  The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of

smiling faces.  The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but

rears.

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  Very, very good!