Vet

[bassdog]

A veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see her doctor. The doctor asked

her all the usual questions, about symptoms, how long had they been

occurring, etc., when she interrupted him:

 

"Hey look, I'm a vet and I don't need to ask my patients these kind of

questions: I can tell what's wrong just by looking." She smugly added, "Why

can't you?"

 

The doctor just nodded.  "Well, I can probably do that, too."  He stood

back, looked her up and down, quickly wrote out a prescription, handed it to

her and said,  "There you are. Of course, if these don't work, we'll have to

have you put to sleep."

[gandolphxx]

LMAO - wunderbar!

[NewbieZ71]

See bassdog!?!??!  Was that so hard? A nice joke, clean entry, smooth transition and good punchline!  Not a foul word or body part in there!!!!

 

I am so proud I just dont know what to do!!!  ;)  

 

Still dont believe you actually caught a fish though.

[bassdog]

Now was that called for Newbie? Just for that remark I am going to post some GOOOD jokes  

 

Hopefully I will get some support from my partner