More stupid blondes

[Jpshostr]

A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become

detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the

first blonde a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it. "This is your

suspect, how would you recognize him?"

The 1st blonde answers, "That's easy, we'll catch him fast because he

only has one eye!"

 

The policeman says, "Well...uh...that's because the picture shows his

profile."

 

Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture

for 5 seconds at the 2nd blonde and asks her, "This is your suspect, how

would you recognize him?"

 

The 2nd blonde giggles, flips her hair and says, "Ha! He'd be too easy

to catch because he only has one ear!"

 

The policeman angrily responds, "What's the matter with you two? Of

course only one eye and one ear are SHOWING -- it's a picture

of his profile! Is that the best answer you can come up with?"

 

Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to the 3rd

blonde and in a very testy voice asks, "This is your suspect, how would you

recognize him?" He quickly adds "...think hard before giving me a stupid

answer."

 

The blonde looks at the picture intently for a moment and says,

"Hmmmm...the suspect wears contact lenses."

 

The policeman is surprised and speechless because he really doesn't know

himself if the suspect wears contacts or not. "Well, that's an interesting

answer... wait here for a few minutes while I check his file and I'll get

back to you on that." He leaves the room and goes to his office, checks the

suspect's file in his computer, and comes back with a beaming smile on his

face. "Wow! I can't believe it... it's TRUE! The suspect does in fact wear

contact lenses. Good work!

How were you able to make such an astute observation?"

 

"That's easy," the blonde replied. "He can't wear regular glasses because

he only has one eye and one ear.

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