Whizometer: How Fast Can You Wiz? (pics)

[bb123]

well, at the local watering hole as they continue to do remodelling they installed something to entertain the drunken males. It's called the whizometer and they have a site and everything.

 

Ive never seen anything like it and it measures your stream in mph....

 

I'm a champion when I use it. That little deal will spin its ass off and is consistant as they have it caliburated for accuracy.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[jwieps]

Ha... my pub has a spinner in it with your fortune.

 

BTW.... man rules states that cell phone pics are forbidden in the mens bathroom. FYI.

[KMGZ400]

BTW.... man rules states that cell phone pics are forbidden in the mens bathroom. FYI.

 

 

100% agreed... my cell never leaves my pocket in the bathroom. just like the rule where you NEVER take the urinal right next to another dude unless you have no choice.

[bb123]

lol, whatever...

 

I totally understand the standing next to a dude but the phone? I did it so ya'll could see. But also keep in mind that the bathroom is only for one occupant at a time and not community. Ya dig it?

[KMGZ400]

ohhh well its nbd in a single occupant bathroom haha. i wonder what the fastest speed has been?

[BigBlueLB756]

Don't ask. Don't tell.

 

What do y'all think about them Mets?

[jwieps]

lol, whatever...

 

I totally understand the standing next to a dude but the phone? I did it so ya'll could see. But also keep in mind that the bathroom is only for one occupant at a time and not community. Ya dig it?

 

 

Just kidding.... thats pretty funny. I wouldnt want to be the guy that has to change the batteries.

[TRCM]

That's as bad as when I was in the Navy....some guys took a strobo tach (which measures rpm by how fast light flashes off a reflective strip on the shaft) to see who could.....er.......well, how do you say it, they put a strip of reflective tape on their hand to see who could, well...move their hand the fastest while....um....pleasuring themselves.

 

Needless to say when they got caught, it wasn't too funny.

[becker87]

That's as bad as when I was in the Navy....some guys took a strobo tach (which measures rpm by how fast light flashes off a reflective strip on the shaft) to see who could.....er.......well, how do you say it, they put a strip of reflective tape on their hand to see who could, well...move their hand the fastest while....um....pleasuring themselves.

 

Needless to say when they got caught, it wasn't too funny.

 

 

ah hahahahahahahahahahahah

[gregrocks89]

thats pretty umm gay lol

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Don't ask. Don't tell.

 

What do y'all think about them Mets?

 

Ummmm.....I'm a Braves fan.

[truckofwinandawesome]

Don't ask. Don't tell.

 

What do y'all think about them Mets?

 

Ummmm.....I'm a Braves fan.

 

 

Nashville Sounds for me.

[KMGZ400]

uhhh Phillies are the dominant team

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Yeah, whatever.

[tanked_darren]

I've never seen one of those before!

 

I wonder if the make them for women!

Or number 2's!