A story with a moral

[Charlie in TX]

I was happy. My girlfriend and I were dating for over a year, and so we

decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends

encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!

 

There was only one thing bothering me, quite much indeed, and that was

my mother-in-law to be. She was a career woman, smart, but most of all

beautiful and sexy, who sometimes flirted with me, which made me feel

very uncomfortable.

 

One day she called me and asked me to come over to check the wedding

invitations. I went over to the house and upon arrival, she greeted me

alone, dressed revealingly, smelled fantastic, and when I entered the

house, she whispered to me, that soon I was to be married, and that she

had feelings and desires for me that she just couldn't overcome. So

before I got married and committed my life to her daughter, she wanted

to make love to me just once.

 

What could I say? I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. So she

then said, "I'll go to the bedroom, and if you are up for it, just come

and get me."

 

I stood there for a moment, and then turned around and went to the front

door. I opened it, and stepped out of the house, there her husband was

standing just outside the door, and with tears in his eyes hugged me and

said, "We are so very happy and pleased that you have passed our little

test. We couldn't have asked for a better man for our daughter. Welcome

to the family."

 

Moral of the story:

 

Always keep your condoms in your truck...

[elboberino]

Hey, that's where I keep mine....

 

They actually are in the cd-storage bin on the full center console. I keep forgetting to take them out of there.....but hopefully one of these days I'll get to "break my truck in" the way I've always wanted to.

[MarkD]

Moral of the story:

 

Always keep your condoms in your truck...

 

Not a bad idea!

[watz]

http://www.gm-trucks.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=20724

 

lol

[k1500chevy97]

LOL geez always keep da rubber in your wallet not in da car

[The SPEEDY]

[Charlie in TX]

http://www.gm-trucks.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=20724

 

lol

I guess I should read first? Na.