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I had a heart of romaine, half an onion, handful of carrots, pickled banana pepper rings, an entire 16 ounce can of black beans, and a quart of chocolate milk.

 

It's been incredibly noisy.

 

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:rollin:

 

Sounds like it's time to cropdust your least favorite coworkers! You have some nerve gas with that onion blended in there :devil:

Posted

The farts started rolling out at about 11:30, so I distributed them via Snapchat. I read somewhere the average person farts about 15-20 times a day.

I had about 20 in an hour!

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