Great website,

[Wingnut]

FU H2!!

 

For a good story, click here.

[k1500chevy97]

Hell yea

[pacodiablo]

HAHA!!! Awesome!!!

[Wingnut]

Oh.....It's getting better. This is from one of the sites on their links page.

 

 

Has your Suburban or Expedition gotten too small for you, or have the Jones' just one-upped you once again with a new Excursion? If you thought that so-called "large" SUVs like the Expedition have a tough look, then you need to check out the new Kenworth Pilgrimage!

 

 

 

We buy Kenworth semi chassis and build SUVs on them. Shown is the Dominator model, which includes the eight rear wheels for handling those trips to Sam's Club.

 

Use our new Order Form to reserve YOUR Kenworth Pilgrimage.

 

FEATURES:

 

 

Fits under MOST bridge underpasses.

The first SUV to be rated in Gallons per Mile by the EPA

Meet interesting people while waiting in line at Interstate Weight Stations.

When kids do the arm signal, you get to honk that really cool air horn!

Get a big rush when your Firestone tires blow out.

Lots of road-hugging weight for occupant protection, the ULTIMATE in safety.

Can seat 20. Go ahead, take the WHOLE soccer team.

Can tow your camper, yacht, a trailer-load of frozen pizzas, or even your house!

Yours for under $200,000 ($100,000 for truck chassis + $100,000 standard SUV markup)

MODELS:

Traildodger - two wheel drive model, our best seller.

 

Eliminator - our Sport model - includes a 900hp quad-turbo 12-cylinder Cummins Diesel engine, previously only available in merchant barges. Built to resemble those oh-so-groovy custom vans of the 70's!

 

 

Dominator - Who else can boast ten-wheel-drive and eight tons of road-hugging, occupant-protecting mass?

 

The Grand Dominator (pictured below) - The ultimate SUV- Adds extra high roof/cathedral ceilings, power expandable sides, full lavatory, four cell-phones, white leather interior with lambswool carpets, TV/VCR/Nintendo 64, Sony DSS satellite, beer cooler (go ahead, drive drunk, nothing's gonna kill you in this thing!), and a permanent cellular link to the internet.

 

Again, use our new Order Form to reserve yours before they sell out!!!

 

 

 

 

Now THATS some funny chit!!!

[k1500chevy97]

Your wallet’s fat, your car is rank

f**k you and your H2!

Each burst of speed costs half a tank

f**k you and your H2!

At each stop sign and traffic light

Regardless if it’s day or night

They’ll mutter “*hole” and they’re right

f**k you and your H2!

 

 

 

You can’t drive mud, you can’t clear rocks

f**k you and your H2!

With Chevy Tahoe frame and shocks

f**k you and your H2!

What illness do you suffer from?

Are your aesthetic senses numb?

How does it feel to be so dumb?

f**k you and your H2!

 

 

 

If I gave you what you deserve

f**k you and your H2!

I’d cut you off and make you swerve

f**k you and your H2!

I’d follow you across the land

I’d top your gas tank off with sand

And flip the bird with my free hand

f**k you and your H2!

 

 

 

It’s true you are the Tax-break winner

f**k you and your H2!

You spent it on ‘roo-bars and Spinners

f**k you and your H2!

Full fifty-grand you can omit,

But what remains to show for it?

A four-point-three-ton pile of s**t.

f**k you and your H2!

 

 

 

Despite my venomous complaint

f**k you and your H2!

I’ve got an atom of restraint

f**k you and your H2!

I hope this point you haven’t missed

Your car selection makes me pissed

In spite of that I can resist

f**k you and your H2!

 

 

 

For 3 or more: the carpool lane

f**k you and your H2!

But what if you have half a brain?

f**k you and your H2!

You solo drive each day to work

That’s why your friends all joke and smirk

Come Humm on THIS, you f**king jerk!

f**k you and your H2!