stupid thoughts

rhilton · February 14, 2004

I tripped and fell down the other day at college, and hurt my knee. Some guys started laughing at me so I said "Shut up man, I feel like Nancy Kerrigan" and apparently that made them laugh more. Ah the stupid things we say.

99silveradoz71 · February 14, 2004

One of my memorable moments was at dinner years ago when my mom made something new or something I was looking forward to. She and my dad were rambling on about something, so I replied, "Quiet, I'm trying to taste"

rcj_houston · May 25, 2004

I live at the wrong end of a one way dead end street. I would go home...but then I could never leave.

tmf6902 · May 25, 2004

I'm 6'8"...once I was getting on an airplane with my parents, the plane had TV's haging from the ceiling in the isle....as I was walking down my mom said..."Hey don't hit your head".... I turned around while still walking and said "I am used to ducking"....when I turned around I hit my head on a TV and some people started to snicker......then we walked farther down the isle.....I turned around to say something to my mom, and hit another TV with my head....this time they didn't try to hold back their laughter.

LikeaRock14 · May 25, 2004

I won't even begin on this one

Greg · May 25, 2004

After a big snowstorm during college, my friend and I saw my roommate come out the back door of the campus snack bar. We waited at the bottom of the steep, snowy steps as my roommate came down all twenty-or-so steps in 1 step. He gathered himself up out of a crumpled heap at the bottom of the steps and waited for us to stop laughing to say "Thanks, but no, I wasn't hurt."

rhilton · May 26, 2004

It's fast to run down a sand dune, but you get down even faster if you trip and roll down to the bottom. But then you have to clean the sand out of your hair and ears. And in my case, nose too.

SnakeEyeSS · May 26, 2004

One time some guys were talking about dreams and I made the statement......according to them the dumbest thing I ever said...."Yeah I like those dreams where your falling, and then you realize it and can't fly or something? trains......"

don't remeber what I said about trains, but it was in that statemnt I think........I was tired and in Mexico at the time, give me a break

stebob · May 26, 2004

"if the sky is blue, why do cows eat grass???"

rcj_houston · May 26, 2004

"if the sky is blue, why do cows eat grass???"

Because if the Sky was green, we would not know when to stop mowing!

rhilton · May 31, 2004

if you squeeze a chicken, do the eggs break?

MoJo · May 31, 2004

I had just started 7th grade and the foolball coach said I'd need a 'jock'. At that age (back in 1956) you always went shopping with your parents. So, I'm looking at shirts and this cute girl comes up, picks up a shirt and says, "this would look good." I started talking with her and a few seconds later I hear my mom calling, "Oh Eggbert (not really my name) they have jockey straps here, what size should I get for you?"

Well, you get the picture