Bring me a beer honey.

[Wingnut]

I came home from work, sat down in my favorite chair, turned on the TV, and said to my wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts."

 

She looked a little puzzled, but brought me a beer.

 

When I finished it, I said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna start."

 

This time she looked a little angry, but brought me a beer.

 

When it was gone I said, "Quick, another beer before it starts."

 

"That's it!" She blew her top! "You jerk! You waltz in here, flop your fat butt down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run around like your slave. Don't you realise that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long?"

 

I sighed, "Ah nuts, it started..."

[R Dogg 56]

 

[99silveradoz71]

Ah yes, enjoy silence while you have it.

[TROYROBO]

 

[gmcjoe]

 

[Truckman031]

[mmayo]

[GM GIMP]

 

[Greg]

Thanks. The folks at work enjoyed that one.

[mmayo]

Sounds like a good wife! Mine would have laughed if I came home and did that.

[99GoldSilverado]

 

I'm going to try that one when I get home tonight

[budchevyss]