Some humor

[Kansas Kid]

An old cowboy dressed to kill with cowboy shirt, hat, jeans, spurs and chaps went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat there sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him.

After she ordered her drink she turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"

"Well, I have spent my whole life on the ranch herding cows, breaking horses, mending fences... I guess I am," replied the cowboy.

After a short while he asked her what she was.

"I've never been on a ranch so I know I'm not a cowboy," said the young woman, "but I am a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning I think of women. When I eat, shower, watch TV, everything seems to make me think of women."

A short while later she left and the cowboy ordered another drink. A couple sat down next to him and asked, "Are you a real

cowboy?"

"I always thought I was, but I just found out that I'm a lesbian."

[General Lee 01]

Good one. I've heard it once before but the on I heard involved a NASCAR driver (Care to guess who :biggrin:)

[illmac77]

I like that one never heard it before

[Stepside Z]

LMAO

[The Beav]

I can relate.

[LT]

I guess I'm not a cowboy either.