???

[Black02Silverado]

Why is it a penny for your thoughts, but everyone gives their 2 cents???

[different_seasons]

Are you thoughting what I'm thoughting?

 

Go-Go Gadget tin-foil hat.

[Elwood 2000]

They are just trying to account for inflation?? LOL

[GMSea97]

maybe there leaving there extra penny for the next guy who is short a few.

[General Lee 01]

Because everybody in america is just generous.

[sc4808]

Along that same line of thinking...

 

Why do sick people have to walk to the back of a drug store to get medicine but well people can buy cigaretts up front?

 

And why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

[GMSea97]

If it wasn't for all of these little mysteries wouldn't the world be boring.

[Clavin78]

How are things approx. equal?

[General Lee 01]

One of the best ones I've heard came from Gallagher in the early to mid '90s.

 

 

Why is the section of government that oversees Outdoor parks called the Department of the interior?

 

 

[OUMike]

hahah this is fun.

 

Why is there brail on the drive up ATMs?

[Clavin78]

Dept. of Interior refers to the interior of the U.S. (i.e. made at time most U.S. was not discovered)

[roden001]

Yeah, Gallagher had a lot of good ones:

 

"Why do they call them 'apartments' when they're all so close together"?

 

"Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one"?

 

"Why does a cowboy wear two spurs? If one side of the horse goes, so does the other."

[Elwood 2000]

Why are there door locks on 24 hour stores?

 

Why are there mail boxes in front of post offices?

[Black02Silverado]

Why do most call it a hot water heater? Hot water does not need heated.

[Clavin78]

Why is abbreviation such a long word?