Firewood

[Zembonez]

"Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?"

 

"Yes. What can I do for you?"

 

"I'm calling to report my neighbor Virgil Smith....He's hidin' marijuana

inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but

he's hidin' it there."

 

"Thank you very much for the call, sir."

 

The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. They search

the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece

of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave.

 

Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house.

 

"Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd....Did the Sheriff come?"

 

"Yeah!"

 

"Did they chop your firewood?"

 

"Yep!"

 

"Happy Birthday, buddy!"

[s-ten]

Nice, I like it.

[99silveradoz71]

That's great

[2000DV4.8]

Now that is a creative birthday present.

[jwhjr]

 

[sillyazz]

Nice

[RealTruck]

"Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?"

 

"Yes. What can I do for you?"

 

"I'm calling to report my neighbor Virgil Smith....He's hidin' marijuana

inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but

he's hidin' it there."

 

"Thank you very much for the call, sir."

 

The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. They search

the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece

of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave.

 

Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house.

 

"Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd....Did the Sheriff come?"

 

"Yeah!"

 

"Did they chop your firewood?"

 

"Yep!"

 

"Happy Birthday, buddy!"

LOL