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Hung Chow calls into work and says, 'Hey, I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work.'

 

The boss says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today.. When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that.'

 

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon.........

 

.......You got nice house."

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:D:confused::D

Hung Chow calls into work and says, 'Hey, I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work.'

 

The boss says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today.. When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that.'

 

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon.........

 

.......You got nice house."

 

 

 

 

Now thats funny!

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