Case Of Crabs

[Zembonez]

A man boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a pretty blonde female crew member to take care of the box for him. She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator.

 

He pointedly advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for the crabs staying frozen, mentioned that he was a lawyer, and proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let them thaw out. Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behavior.

 

Shortly before landing in New York, she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin, "Would the gentleman who gave me the crabs in New Orleans , please raise your hand?"

 

Not one hand went up ... so she took them home and ate them.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Two lessons here:

1. Men never learn.

2. Blondes aren't as dumb as most men think!

[L29er]

WAHAHAHA Thats awsome!

[Zembonez]

Swift thinking girl!

[pennzoil29]

Shouldn't you be posting these in the lighter side Jim?

Crab's

[Schmids5.3l]

If she was hot I would have raised my hand It's not like your going to see any of those people again anyways.

[Black02Silverado]

Shouldn't this have been posted in "The Lighter Side Of Trucks"??????

[Zembonez]

Shouldn't this have been posted in "The Lighter Side Of Trucks"??????

Possibly... I did put it in off topic.

[DofD]

An oldie but a goodie!

[grampadirt]

Shouldn't this have been posted in "The Lighter Side Of Trucks"??????

Possibly... I did put it in off topic.

 

 

 

At least you were close...free lobster,those are the bestes

[Z71kris]

pretty funny...

[matt3]

If you raised your hand, at least she would look like a slut and you would get your crabs back.