Math

geektoad · February 15, 2009

This is why math is taught in school.

I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver cut right in front of a pickup truck, causing him to have to drive onto the shoulder to avoid hitting her.

This evidently angered the driver enough that he hung his arm out his window and "flipped" the woman off.

"Man, that guy is stupid," I thought to myself. I ALWAYS smile nicely and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female does anything to me in traffic, and here's why..........

I drive 48 miles each way every day to work. That's 96 miles each day. Of these, 16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper. Most of the bumper-to-bumper is on an 8 lane highway. There are 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles. That works out to be 982 cars every mile, or 31,424 cars.

Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not bumper to bumper, figure I pass at least another 4000 cars. That brings the number to something like 36,000 cars that I pass everyday.

Statistically, half of these are driven by females.

That's 18,000 women drivers! In any given group of females, 1 in 28 has PMS. That's 642. According to Cosmopolitan, 70% describe their love life as dissatisfying or unrewarding. That's 449.

According to the National Institute of Health, 22% of all females have seriously considered suicide or homicide. That's 98.

And 34% describe men as their biggest problem. That's 33.

According to the National Rifle Association, 5% of all females carry weapons, and this number is increasing.

That means that EVERY SINGLE DAY, I drive past at least one female that has a lousy love life, thinks men are her biggest problem, has seriously considered suicide or homicide, has PMS, and is armed.

Flip one off? ... I think not.

tobias · February 15, 2009

alaska511 · February 15, 2009

99silveradoz71 · February 15, 2009

Ha, nice

punmax · February 15, 2009

pennzoil29 · February 22, 2009

I just read this, and it's interesting to know.

Z71kris · February 22, 2009

very nice!

BuckFeverZ · February 22, 2009

Haha

Zembonez · February 22, 2009

Bring her on!

I shoot back!

MarkD · February 22, 2009

Bring her on!

I shoot back!

Just what I was thinking.

azsnow · February 23, 2009

I opened this thread because I thought somehow, you were going to explaine to the world how the Democratic math system works. You know, when Nancy Palosie stated that 500 million american jobs would be lost every month, and there are only 305 million people in the US!

VMax2007 · February 23, 2009

Bring her on!

I shoot back!

Only if she misses.

mr_bots · February 23, 2009

Haha I'll have to consider this next time I drive through any traffic.

Zembonez · February 23, 2009

Bring her on!

I shoot back!

Only if she misses.

I'll take my chances.

Ever been to the range? The SAFEST place to be when most people shoot is directly where they "aim". Most couldn't hit the broad side of a barn at 10 yards. Some are even cops.