I Once Knew A Guy

ALange · May 2, 2009

I once knew a guy.................

bigredmariner · May 2, 2009

that got an STD from a hooker in Osaka.

LawmanSS · May 2, 2009

from Nantucket, who's DwonK was so long, he could s...nevermind.

Zembonez · May 2, 2009

from Nantucket, who's DwonK was so long, he could s...nevermind.

WOW....

Now THAT my friends is hunglo!

grampadirt · May 2, 2009

Who's tongue was so long he could lick his eyebrows,women loved him

didn't take long for this thread to go to the sh*tter BTW,hi Art haven't seen ya for a while,been busy?

txab · May 2, 2009

that FINALLY got his rear end gears installed.

Darkanion · May 2, 2009

...who SOOOO wanted to be accepted that he started a thread, asking what the best thread topic would be for him to start...

Zembonez · May 2, 2009

that FINALLY got his rear end gears installed.

WOW that guy must be a slacker for sure...

Silverado4x4 · May 2, 2009

that got stopped for a DWI, officer gave him the option to park the truck and walk home,1/4 mile (gave him a break)well he did park the truck and the officer left so he walked back to the truck and drove off, same officer caught him and locked him up for DWI.

Zembonez · May 2, 2009

that got stopped for a DWI, officer gave him the option to park the truck and walk home,1/4 mile (gave him a break)well he did park the truck and the officer left so he walked back to the truck and drove off, same officer caught him and locked him up for DWI.

Now THAT is stupid.

grampadirt · May 2, 2009

who's dad was nice enough to sign over his '77 GMC p/u and a couple of months later ran it into a tree and totaled it 'cause he wasn't used to big block power(has a 305 again now).

ALange · May 3, 2009

Who's tongue was so long he could lick his eyebrows,women loved him

didn't take long for this thread to go to the sh*tter BTW,hi Art haven't seen ya for a while,been busy?

Hello Gramps,

I have been busy and I have been lurking over at USGT. I ignored my roots for a while. I am getting ready to head stateside in a couple weeks for some riding. I am not sure which direction I will head but it will probably be south, east, or west. I picked up another sled that will probably end up being my youngest daughters. It should be delivered by the freight forward company by the time I am home. Are you ever going to make the leap from dirt to pavement? I'd love to kill some bugs with you. First bottle of Crown is in me.

pennzoil29 · May 3, 2009

Who said he know's everything. Turn's out, he didn't know shit.

grampadirt · May 4, 2009

Who's tongue was so long he could lick his eyebrows,women loved him

didn't take long for this thread to go to the sh*tter BTW,hi Art haven't seen ya for a while,been busy?

Hello Gramps,

I have been busy and I have been lurking over at USGT. I ignored my roots for a while. I am getting ready to head stateside in a couple weeks for some riding. I am not sure which direction I will head but it will probably be south, east, or west. I picked up another sled that will probably end up being my youngest daughters. It should be delivered by the freight forward company by the time I am home. Are you ever going to make the leap from dirt to pavement? I'd love to kill some bugs with you. First bottle of Crown is in me.

Not sure about doing alot of pavement riding,don't do much,but I do ride my XR600 on the street to do local errands(it's street legal FTW).I'll ask around,maybe I can borrow one.Glad to see you're comming stateside,I'm sure you're glad to be going home.I know you were here for Xmas,so it looks like you try to come home twice a year or so.

Man that's a nice Beemer you just picked up..I was checking out the front suspension and sure does look different.Is that someting new? BMW is always coming up with someting innovative. It kinda looks heavy though?How big is the engine?

As far as the Crown goes.....bottoms up

ALange · May 4, 2009

Who's tongue was so long he could lick his eyebrows,women loved him

didn't take long for this thread to go to the sh*tter BTW,hi Art haven't seen ya for a while,been busy?

Hello Gramps,

I have been busy and I have been lurking over at USGT. I ignored my roots for a while. I am getting ready to head stateside in a couple weeks for some riding. I am not sure which direction I will head but it will probably be south, east, or west. I picked up another sled that will probably end up being my youngest daughters. It should be delivered by the freight forward company by the time I am home. Are you ever going to make the leap from dirt to pavement? I'd love to kill some bugs with you. First bottle of Crown is in me.

Not sure about doing alot of pavement riding,don't do much,but I do ride my XR600 on the street to do local errands(it's street legal FTW).I'll ask around,maybe I can borrow one.Glad to see you're comming stateside,I'm sure you're glad to be going home.I know you were here for Xmas,so it looks like you try to come home twice a year or so.

Man that's a nice Beemer you just picked up..I was checking out the front suspension and sure does look different.Is that someting new? BMW is always coming up with someting innovative. It kinda looks heavy though?How big is the engine?

As far as the Crown goes.....bottoms up

It is a 1170 CC that is set up for cruising torque not pavement burning power. It is the last year (2004) of the cruiser model and has less than 1900 miles on it. I bought it as an extra for guests so if you ever make it to Idaho its yours. Light and very well balanced and nimble in the twisties. I am so used to my brutish hog that I wouldn't know how to behave with a lithe and limber dancing partner. BTW, to me anything under 800 pounds is light. It weighs 519lbs dry.