Why Trucks are better.

[NewbieZ71]

Why Trucks Are Better Than Women

 

1) Trucks don't get pregnant

2) You can drive your Truck any time of the month

3) Trucks don't have parents

4) Trucks don't whine unless something is really wrong

5) You can share your Truck with your friends

6) Trucks don't care how many other trucks you've ridden

7) When driving, you and your Truck can arrive at the same time

8) Trucks don't care how many other trucks you have

9) Trucks don't care if you look at other trucks

10) Trucks don't care if you buy Truck magazines

11) You'll never hear, "Surprise! You're going to own a new Truck!" . . . unless you go out and get it yourself

12) If your Truck goes flat, you can fix it

13) If your Truck is too loose, you can tighten it

14) You can have a Truck of color and still bring it home to your parents

15) You don't have to be jealous of the guy who works on your Truck

16) If you say bad things to your Truck, you don't have to apologize before you drive it again

17) You can drive your Truck as long as you want and it won't get sore

18) You can stop driving your Truck as soon as you want and it won't get frustrated

19) Your parents won't remain in touch with your old Truck after you dump it

20) Trucks don't get headaches

21) Trucks don't insult you if you're a bad driver

22) Your Truck never wants a night out with the other trucks

23) Trucks don't care if you're late

24) You don't have to take a shower before you ride your Truck

25) If your Truck doesn't look good, you can paint it or get better parts

26) You can drive your Truck the first time you meet it, without having to take it to dinner, see a movie, or meet its mother

27) The only protection you have to wear when driving your Truck is a seat belt

28) When in mixed company, you can talk about what a great drive you had the last time you were in your Truck

29) Your Truck is never embarrassed to go topless in public

30) You only have to feed your Truck when you use it

31) A rocky relationship with your Truck is actually fun

32) You never have to worry about your Truck spending your money

33) You don't have to remember your Truck's birthday, when you first met, or anniversaries

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Did you get this out of Jon's daily affirmation guide?

[Kansas Kid]

Did you get this out of Jon's daily affirmation guide?

ROTFLMAO

[chevy4x4trucks]

Did you get this out of Jon's daily affirmation guide?

yeah, didn't I post a list like this a while back?  

 

DigUBoobs:  how come every post you have is about me.  People are starting to talk

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You have your Project Silverado and I have my Project Chevy4x4trucks

[chevy4x4trucks]

You have your Project Silverado and I have my Project Chevy4x4trucks

Now you just need a website that shows how you plan to improve chevy4x4trucks and make him better.  A lean mean dating machine.  Unless your plan is to break me down to nothing where I'm afraid to leave the house.

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You leave the house?!

[chevy4x4trucks]

You leave the house?!

I've been known to on occasion.  You may not believe this, but right now I'm actually at work and miles away from my house