I be first!!

[Jpshostr]

>> For a couple years I have been blaming it on lack of sleep and too much

>> pressure from my job, but now I found out the real reason:

>> I'm tired because I'm overworked.

>> The population of this country is 237 million.

>> 104 million are retired.

>> That leaves 133 million to do the work.

>> There are 85 million in school, which leaves 48 million to do the work.

>> Of this there are 29 million employed by the federal government, leaving

>> 19 million to do the work.

>> 2.8 million are in the Armed Forces which leaves 16.2 million to do the

>> work.

>> Take from the total the 14,800,000 people who work for State and City

>> Government and that leaves

>> 1.4 million to do the work.

>> At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals, leaving

>> 1,212,000 to do the work.

>> Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prison.

>> That leaves just two people to do the work...

>> You and me....

>> And you are sitting at your compupter reading jokes!!!!!!

[chevy4x4trucks]

Ha ha, I'm second, but I have nothing to add at this time.  I've got to get out there and shovel