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A Baptist preacher was seated next to a cowboy on a flight to Texas.

 

After the plane took off, the cowboy asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed before him.

 

The flight attendant then asked the preacher if he would like a drink. Appalled, the preacher replied, "I'd rather be tied up and taken advantage of by women of ill-repute, than let liquor touch my lips."

 

The cowboy then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me too, I didn't know we had a choice."


 

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