Southern Humor

Shaners · February 18, 2003

Ida Mae passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911 operator told

Bubba that she would send someone out right away.

"Where do you live?" asked the operator.

Bubba replied, "At the end of Eucalyptus Drive."

The operator asked, "Can you spell that for me?"

After a long pause, Bubba said, "How 'bout I drag her over to Oak Street

and you pick her up there?"

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An Arkansas State trooper pulls over a pickup truck on I-40 and says

to the driver, "Got any ID?" The driver says, "'Bout what?"

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Where was the toothbrush invented?

Kentucky. If it were invented anywhere else, it would have been

called a teethbrush.

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An Alabamian came home and found his house on fire. He rushed next

door, telephoned the fire department and shouted, "Hurry over here - muh

house is on fahr!"

"OK," replied! The fireman, "how do we get there?"

"Shucks, don't you fellers still have those big red trucks?"

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Two Mississippians are walking toward each other, and one is

carrying a sack. When they meet, one says, "Hey Tommy Ray, whatcha got in th' bag?"

"Jes' some chickens."

"If I guesses how many they is, kin I have one?"

"Shoot, if ya guesses right, I'll give you both of 'em!"

"OK. Ummmmm...five?"

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Why do folks in South Carolina go to R-rated movies in groups of 18

or more?

Because they heard 17 and under aren't admitted.

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Know why they raised the minimum drinking age in Tennessee to 32?

They wanted to keep alcohol out of the high schools.

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What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in Mississippi?

Documentaries.

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Did you hear about the $3,000,000 Tennessee State Lottery? The

winner gets $3 a year for a million years.

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A new law was recently passed in North Carolina so that when a

couple gets divorced, they're still brother and sister.

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What do a divorce in Alabama, a tornado in Georgia and a hurricane in

Florida have in common?

No matter what, somebody's fixin' to lose a trailer.

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How do you know when you're staying in a Kentucky hotel?

When you call the front desk and say "I've got a leak in my sink,"

and the person at the front desk says, "Go ahead."

General Lee 01 · February 18, 2003

How do you know when you're staying in a Kentucky hotel?

When you call the front desk and say "I've got a leak in my sink,"

and the person at the front desk says, "Go ahead."

I'll remember that when we're on our Summer event!

k1500chevy97 · February 18, 2003

elboberino · February 19, 2003

How do you know when you're staying in a Kentucky hotel?

When you call the front desk and say "I've got a leak in my sink,"

and the person at the front desk says, "Go ahead."

I'll remember that when we're on our Summer event!

My Grandaddy told me that one a few years ago and I always laugh at it....of course, he put a whole story along with it!