GMTC sequel--One thread!

[Zane]

Here it is...in the whole!!!

A few comments...

1. what the heck is Chick-fil-a??

2. What ever happened to a flowing story line??

3. What farmers in NE???

4.I'm not 60% of Zaino's buisness, i'm 62%!!

 

     

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Jp finds a post that describes how things were way back when, over a week ago.  As he sits down to read it and catch up on old times, paco shows up at the door.  paco is drunk and has been smoking weed again.  Jp isn't surprised in the slightest.  paco tries to sell jp altezzas for the combine.  Paco realized what he has bought which drove him to drink and smoke weed. Jp asks Paco what the heck altezzas are. Scary pulls up in his truck.  Then the new gang in town shows up at JP's door....DA RICE BOyZz

 

JP goes to driveway with a dip in his mouth.

The BOyZz get out of their cars, 6 of them in each.  Paco laughs so hard he falls down.  Scary realizes that a old fashioned rumbles about to take place.  Scary (being so good in math) realizes the odds aren't good and calls Mervz on his cell, Mervz answers and arrives with General(so he can hold onto mervz cell phone) , Chev, roofer, and Kansas already for Da Rumble!

 

Scary Takes his glass pop bottle and throws it at the ricers cars.  Then....

 

One of the ricers grabs the bottle and tries to make some kind of new exhaust tip style that will sound even louder and less impressive than before!! After installation, the car still sound like its farting in a tin can. The Ricer Boys get mad, rev their fartmobiles to redline and begin doing brodies in JP's yard, but their cars aren't powerful enough to spin tires on grass so they leave shouting insults about Rednecks and Trucks.  The Ricer Boys fail to see the large pothole in the lane as they are leaving since they are too busy shouting.  The car bottoms out and is left immoble.

 

Since the cars are stuck in the pothole, Kansas Kid decides to go get the fight he showed up for.  He easily whips the rice boys all by himself.   Kansas Kid then wakes up from his nice nap.

 

So the get out set there overpriced security systems and continue shouting while walking down the street... Jp reminds them they have a long walk ahead of them if they plan to go back to town since Jp's house is in the middle of nowhere.    paco strips their cars of parts, then chases the ricers with a k2500 with a snowplow while the ricer boyz are blinded by the glare off of Mervz truck and the 8 coats of zaino. Because Mervz accounts for 60% of there business the Zaino Brothers personally deliver the bottles of Zaino wax to him. by the time mervz puts on to more coat the rices boyz have already had there butt kicked by the rednecks. Then paco being all drunk yet he goes to jp's shed and jumps in the tractor....

and then runs over his new ford truck to proclain his love for GM and all of there wonderful products, Then take the tractor and drives it of into the ditch, along with the combine because case sucks arse

 

paco sticks a john deere bumper sticker on the combine then gets in his stolen 88 c1500 (from the previous story) and begins to ram the ricers with the truck.  Paco looks at Jp and see's anger, so he starts running for his life because he knows he just did something very bad.

 

paco is safe and sound in the c1500 so he has no worry about jp.  BUT Paco has obviously forgotten that he just spray painted Jp's combine.

paco decides he likes the c1500, so he takes it home and takes a 1986 camaro z28 But before Paco can make it to the camaro to steal it the ricer boys have decked it out with bright yellow stickers and put a body kit on it and a fart tip.

 

 

Then the real General Pulls up in a '01 Chevy Silverad Shortbed, 4x4, painted orange, Doors Welded shut, and all the other good stufff....

 

And hops out of his truck and proceeds to beat the crap out of the imposter whose holding mervz's cell phone.

 

After he beats the guy, he reveals that it's actually one of those rice boy freaks, who wanted to be "accepted".

 

Then General's Acid trip wears off.  Realizes he's in a honda and is mistaken for a ricer and it beat up by Kansas(who was going to anyways). the stickers are cheap and peel off, revealing the car's dark blue paint, the tip slips off, and paco drives off And heads straight for a telephone pole, totalling the vehicle. but swervs just in time an MISSES it!

 

 

Jp remembered that Paco told him "paco is drunk and has been smoking weed again."  paco starts cutting off ricers. In a pathetic attempt the ricers surround paco, and it looks like he's done for.  Then out of no where all the gm-trucks guys show in there silverados and squash the ricers like the bugs that they are.   After thouroghly squashing every last honda civic and defeating the ricer boys all of the gm-trucks guys go out to the strip club (except paco, he was too drunk and high and the bouncer wouldn't let him in)

 

Paco picks a fight with the bouncer, and loses badly.  paco goes to the camaro and begins to chase the bouncer with the car, the bouncer runs, but he cannot hide the bouncer runs and runs, finally paco gets smart (only when he is high and drunk) and rams into the strip club picks up the gm-tc crew and a few ladies and goes back to jp's farm

 

Jp's parents advise the group not to scare the cattle or leave a large mess and go to bed. Paco gets bored and goes to Chick-Fil-A.  while paco was busy eating chicken at chic-fil-a the rest of us went back to the strip club to fil-a-chic  (sorry couldn't resist)

 

paco goes to the club after eating chicken and sees chevy4x4trucks getting kicked out cuz hes too young.  chevy gets mad because paco revealed that he was using his fake ID.  As Paco goes into the club chevy steals paco's camaro and goes speeding off.  paco takes 4x4s truck and lo jac finds the camaro.  But paco found the new chevy trucks to be so luxurious after riding in one he went down to the dealer right away and bought his own.   when he go home withthe new truck he put a 6" lift and 35 on the his new wheels.

 

W/ his new ride and freshly installed suspension lift paco went out for a drive and started getting chased by the ricer boys all crammed into one station wagon which they put a folgers coffee can on the tailpipe and made a makeshift spoiler out of cardboard.  But, we can't forget the flashlights that they taped to the bumper to give the illusion of fog lamps.  And we cant forget the type R logo on the back window that gives at least another 25hp.  Paco takes the new truck and does a 180, jumps the ricer boys station wagon like a monster truck that it is and squashs them like the bugs that they are.

 

W/ the adrenaline pumping after squashing the ricer boys yet again paco goes out for a beer at the local bar.  About 3 AM Paco finally leaves only to find his new truck surrounded by ricer boys on there 10 speeds (which they had been reduced to since every vehicle of theres was now squashed) .  Since their bikes are still standing, Paco sets out to squash those as well.

 

ALL WRONG!  Paco leaves the truck at 4x4's house and takes his camaro back! paco goes to churches chicken

 

Churches Chicken must not be very good because it is not found outside of the south

 

Paco reminds jp that the south is the BBQ capital of the world, and that jp lives in the middle of nowhere, so he may not know of these places...Paco gets ecoli from church's chicken....paco throws up on jp's truck ....and on his combine

Paco washes the two machines, then waxes them to make up for not facing the other direction (towards the Phord) when vomiting

Paco sez "what ford", and reminds jp he is driving a CHEVY CAMARO!

 

So, JP and Paco get into an Argument. They end up in a shoving match, I get mad, and so, to tech them a lesson, I rent a tow truck from Hertz, Tow away Paco's Camaro, and JP's Farm truck.

 

Kansas Kid get's his CDL, rents a Semi (with one of those trailers that disconnect at the front, so you can put heavy equipment on them), and hauls away JP's Combine.  

 

Paco gets a 3500 Big Dooly  and goes to Chick-Fil-A...General Lee puts the titles to the Camaro & JP's farm truck in his name.

 

He then gets generous  and lets Kansas Kid put the title to the combine in his name. at night when general is in bed paco put the camaro on a trailer and takes off in his new dually.

 

But Seeing as how Paco has a lack of experience with towing, he didn't chain the camaro to the trailer, so it fell off on the General's bumpy dirt Driveway...paco doesnt want the car that much, so he leaves it and goes to Hooters Jp goes to Hooters with Paco and gets mobbed by all the pretty girls ther./..after eating at Hooters, paco and jp decide to get the combine, camaro, and tractor back, so they head out to general's place with the 3500 and 2500 ....They get smart and decide that Jp needs to get a Kenworth, Paco still gets to keep his 3500 though...jp loads up the combine and tractor and paco gets his camaro and they go back to hooters for more food...Jp asks Paco if he is really going to Hooters for the food...paco thinks about it, he decides that he is going to Hooters for food and the hott waitreses

 

Paco was drunk when they got the Machinery back. Seein as how he forgot we took his truck, not his tractor.  

 

While Paco and JP were too busy begging the waitresses, since they refused to serve them. Finally 2 hours later, the ugliest waitress there, who lost the bet, took their drink orders.

 

Well 2 hours was well enough time for Kansas Kid and General Lee to get the vehicles back.

 

Knowing that JP and Paco would make an effort to take back the vehicles, Kansas Kid and General just decided "the heck with it" and left them.

 

But they heard screams inside the Hooters, so they ran in.

 

They saved all the waitresses from JP and Paco (Except for that ugly one)....paco gets in a popo chase in a G3500 Express van with 8.1.

 

He ends up on COPS, they have to blurt his face out.

Chevy, at home because no one bothered to get him, saw Paco on cops and that he had given him his new silverado w/ the lift decided to crash the show (rare live taping two blocks from house) and rescue Paco from the popo....chevy begins to regret his actions when his house becomes the scene of a standoff between paco and the popo.

paco surrendurs and jp sells the combine on eBay to get paco outta jail.  

 

 

And the Bid got to a whopping $50 Dollars!

 

 

The bidding closed and the General Had himself a $50 combine

 

with paco in jail and the combine not raising enough to get him out the GM-Trucks guys decide that there is only one thing to do.  The popo is easily distracted by shiny objects, so we gave Mervz a call (who was busy w/ his 32nd coat of Zaino)

 

But General Lee (Being the generous man that he is) decided to donate the combine to the Admin of GM-TC (Namely Mervz and Siilt).

 

And farmers (being a rare thing in New England) were going to pay some mighty good money for it.

 

Turns out Paco was just on another acid trip and was later released from jail.  However the cops had impounded his Camaro and sold it at auction...they hadn't gotten his 3500 tho, so he went to chick-fil-a...But it was so late, they closed the Chic-Fil-A. So Paco Rammed the 3500 through the door.

 

 

paco stole all the BBQ sauce, honey mustard, and chicken then left.

 

After Paco left, General Lee and Kansas Kid came in and rid the store of it's stock of Waffle Fries.

 

They leave before the popo show up...the popo chase paco and he starts throwing frozen chicken at them

 

The PoPo sees that it's Paco again and can't believe anyone would be so stupid to rob Chic-Fil-A after they had just gotten out of jail.  So they assumed he was mentally deranged because of that (and the fact he was throwing frozen chicken at them) so they just assumed call off the chase.  Besides the donut shop was about to close.

[MountaineerTom]

1. what the heck is Chick-fil-a??

 

It's a fast food place, usually found in malls.  Good chicken sandwiches and waffle fries!

[pacodiablo]

HOW COULD YOU NOT KNOW WHAT CHICK-FIL-A BE??!?!?!??!?  best fast food chicken place ever!  

[Zane]

Sorry, they don't have stupid fast food places in NH.  

[pacodiablo]

NH is littered w/ dunkin donuts tho!

[General Lee 01]

IF there aren't any FF in NH, then how come all the girl scouts there are fat? (as you claim they are??)