Joke Thread

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On 10/26/2024 at 8:11 PM, MaverickZ71 said:

 

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[Donstar]

How about some Dad Halloween jokes?  I'll start:

 

What type of ships do vampires prefer?

 

 

 

Blood Vessels

[MaverickZ71]

On 10/30/2024 at 8:04 AM, diyer2 said:

Quite possibly where I was conceived.

[MaverickZ71]

An extremely modest single man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset.

Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest episode was another false alarm and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational. He was horrified at the idea of what his beautiful young lady nurse would think as she would have to clean up his terrible mess. 

In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.

A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to get the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet.

As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the sheets, a hospital security guard, (barely containing his laughter), and who had watched the whole incident, walked up and asked, "What the heck is going on here?"

The drunk, still staring down replied: "I just beat the crap out of a ghost!"

 

Edited October 31, 2024 by MaverickZ71