Joke Thread

[diyer2]

 

[txab]

WTF?

[txab]

On 11/6/2024 at 5:24 PM, MaverickZ71 said:

 

[customboss]

3 hours ago, diyer2 said:

 

That's kind of fishy.....

[MaverickZ71]

With Thanksgiving right around the corner, I just shot my first turkey today.

 

Scared the hell out of everyone in the frozen food section at Walmart, but it sure was fun!

[MaverickZ71]

[MaverickZ71]

[diyer2]

 

[MaverickZ71]

This morning I was pushing my cart around Kroger when another dad pushing his cart on the wrong side of the aisle ran right into me.

 

He said, "I'm sorry about that. I can't find my wife and It makes me nervous, that's why I wasn't paying attention to where I was going. 

 

I said, "That's alright, I'm looking for my wife too."

 

He said, "Well, maybe I can help you find her. What does she look like?"

 

I said, "Well, she's about 25 years old, has long blonde hair, blue eyes, long legs and she's wearing Daisy dukes."

 

Then I said, "How about your wife, what does she look like?"

 

He said, "It doesn't matter, let's just look for your wife."

[MaverickZ71]

 

Edited November 10, 2024 by MaverickZ71

[MaverickZ71]

 

[customboss]

[customboss]

PS I support the majority since we are a democracy. 
@KARNUT  you were correct. I admit that. About the election. I’m afraid that’s an Ukraine pain issue to pay. If he gets Ukraines land back and stops his buddy Putin from making war on a democracy then I’ll be first to sing his praise. 
I APOLOGIZE TO @KARNUT

 

[johnnyquick]

35 minutes ago, customboss said:

What values exactly may I ask as it seems this was directed at the 2020 election to me....Thanks for your clarification

[customboss]