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1 hour ago, customboss said:

Read my response on your messages. 

Mr MaverickZ71. Take it from me you don’t want to go down that rabbit hole. 

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7 minutes ago, MaverickZ71 said:

Mr Karnut,

Not even if I stayed at a Comfort Inn last night? 🤣

 

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It’s the dark side. 

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How Hank acquired Randy the rooster.

 

Hank, a farmer had about 200 hens, and was in the market for a new rooster.

 

So, he went down the road to the next farmer and asked if he had a rooster. 

 

The other farmer said, "yeah, I've got this great rooster, named Randy, he'll service every chicken you've got. No problem"

 

Well, Randy the rooster was a lot of money, but the farmer decided he'd be worth it, so he purchased him. 

 

Hank took ol' Randy home and sat him down in the barnyard, and gave the rooster a pep talk, 

 

"Randy, I want you to pace yourself now. You've got a lot of chickens to service here and you cost me a lot of money. I need you to do a good job. 

 

So, take your time and have some fun," Hank said with a chuckle.

 

Randy seemed to understand, so the farmer pointed toward the hen house and Randy took off like a shot ~WHAM~ He serviced every hen in there THREE or FOUR times and the farmer is just shocked.

 

Randy ran out of the hen house seeing a flock of geese down by the lake ~WHAM~ he got all the geese. 

 

Randy's up in the pigpen, he's in with the cows, he was jumping on every animal the farmer owned.

 

Hank was distraught, worried that his expensive rooster won't even last the day. 

 

Sure enough, the farmer went to bed and woke up the next day to find Randy dead as a doorknob in the middle of the yard. 

 

Buzzards were circling overhead.

 

The farmer, saddened by the loss of such a colorful animal, shook his head and said, "Oh, Randy, I told you to pace yourself.

 

I tried to get you to slow down, now look at what you've done to yourself." 

 

About that time Randy opened one eye, nodded toward the sky and said, "Shhh. They're getting closer."

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6 hours ago, KARNUT said:

Mr MaverickZ71. Take it from me you don’t want to go down that rabbit hole. 

Yeah you won’t last long. Most run away crying. 😭 

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7 minutes ago, customboss said:

Yeah you won’t last long. Most run away crying. 😭 

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I worked with my family and father for 40 years. I mowed pipelines with sour gas. Climbed a side trimmer boom to untangle an obstruction because you can’t lower it extended. And finally raised two daughters. I don’t scare easily. I’d probably get mad and end up in the brig. Every one has their limits. I haven’t seen mine yet. 

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32 minutes ago, KARNUT said:

I worked with my family and father for 40 years. I mowed pipelines with sour gas. Climbed a side trimmer boom to untangle an obstruction because you can’t lower it extended. And finally raised two daughters. I don’t scare easily. I’d probably get mad and end up in the brig. Every one has their limits. I haven’t seen mine yet. 

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